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A paranoid with a mind bubbling with craziest of all ideas, pasting all the junk on this blogspot and finally live like a king : ).

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The Art of Astrology - Hmmmm Very True!!!!


Don't Let friends impose on you, work calmly and silently "..This was written under "Today's Fortune " in my orkut profile...Hmmmm Whoever has predicted this either knows me or he is a !@###@
!!@##$$%@,,coz generally I don't let friends impose on me and generally I work calmly and silently. So here is the science behind life's little annoyances - astrology. Every Sunday i read my fortunes just to prove my astrologer wrong....

I actually believe in chance misfortune or u can say my favourite law- murphy's law which says " IF ANYTHING CAN GO WRONG , IT WILL ." just for example while going to college, I always pick the odd pair of socks . Now when asked to my astrologer he will say " mahaashay aapkay graha nakshatra theek nahi chal rahe hai, shani aapke kundli mein
baithi hai. ek hawan karaana padega , bus 1000 rupaye lagenge ".( for english bloggers - he will blame it on everything starting from stars to gremlins to black holes , and finally charge u thousand bucks for informing u ......) BUT the simple thing is - yesterday also i picked the same pair of socks and hence it is kept as it is.......

One more phataa ( for english bloggers- a bad joke) that my astrologer uses is " Today something bad will
happen to you . Beware " ,,,now cmon man!!!! .everyday something bad happens to me,,if not a big one, then atleast my bike will surely get punctured.....now thats not a big deal....My 10 yr old cousin bro is a better fortune teller u know,,,,,atleast he can predict what will be tomorrow( bole to monday, tuesday  bla bla ).....and he even predicts gud things for me like " u will be married to rani mukherjee : ) ".....

neways it was a boring stuff i know but strait from my heart..wenenver you read ur fortune next time remember this
" Too many people spend time which they haven't got much , to look into things what they cannot get "

So be a wise man by not approving the written fortune rather than being a fool by applauding it......Thanx for commenting on this blog ( i hope u have started already   : ) )

Monday, May 21, 2007

is it easy to make new friends in a new environment
yes it is
no absolutely no
can be managed in few days
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NESTEA - A CLASS APART

It was a day before the semester exam kicks off. Time - 11.00 pm. I was trying hard to open the book( i didn't mention studying, just open  : )    ).Tabhi mobile ki ghanti baji aur us taraf se danish ne kahaa - " nestea ho jaaye ". bus aur kya, dil se nikli hui baat dil tak pahooch gayi, nikal pade hum nestea ki or.....

Ab pehle kuch nestea ke baare mein base banaate hain. Log jub khush hote hai to party kar lete hai, jub dukhi hote hai to lake pe akele baith ke gum manaa lete hai.par humaare 
liye , means our friend circle, sab kuch ek choti si duniya mein mil jaata hai, called NESTEA. Actual name- Ishaan's Cafe, not to forget shiva bhai( patron in chief) ,,,,,,shuruaat hoti hai sutte se,,,,,woh pehla sutta --aha!!!! jaati to hai gale se lungs ki or, par asar dil pe karti hai,,,phir daur aata
 hai chai, coffee ka,,jitne log utne cup chai.Phir daur aata hai ek aur sutte ka,,,,,iske saath to cold drink banti hai!!!!,,,agar bhook lagi ho to patties bhi uplabdh hai,,,,,.

NOW COMES THE MAIN INTERESTING POINT- bakar... : ).....ye bahut valuable hai,,bahut kuch seekhne ko milta hai,,,,jaise aap kitna saamne waale ko jhel sakte ho, khud kitne level tak ke phate maar sakte ho aur kuch nahi to bina kuch kare kitne der baith sakte ho,,,,,,,,. Aur bakar bhi aisi nahi, topics are wide ranging  like ......!@#$!%@ ( sorry censored tha) aur kabhi kabhi serious bakar bhi ho jaati hai for eg, MBA, jobs, music etc.....but uska duration is limit tending to Zero....and no. of sutta tending to infinity

Are time kitna hua- 12.30 baj gaye,,,yaad aata hai ki kal mahasangraam hai bole to sem exam,,jaake ek baar kitaab ko haath lagaa hi lete hai,,,,,,,jaane se pehle khulti hai 5 star crunchy ( substitute of sutta for danish), jiske kaafi log deewane hote jaa rahe hai ....  aaj bus itna hi ,doston kal phir milenge , ye waada karte hue sab apne apne rahon par nikal padte hai...hum  bhi jaate hai, alwida phir milte hai    : )



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